By Bob Rybarczyk
The way I figure it, there are 56,350,113 seriously hacked off people out there right now. That’s the number of Americans who voted for someone not named George Bush in last week’s presidential election.
I happen to know quite a few of these disgruntled Americans. One of my friends from work is so distraught about the election that she has been joking about moving to Vancouver. At least, I’m pretty sure she’s joking.
I keep poking my head in her cubicle every day to make sure she’s still there. A small part of me expects that one of these days, I’ll find an empty cubicle, with a note taped to her monitor that reads, “Took off, for the Great White North, took off, it’s a beauty way to go.” <MORE>